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So I had my womanly doctors appointment today... Well I have been having bad cramps and lower back pain for a while. Like a mix between labor pains and period cramps. Not that big of a deal, I went through two labors, I can handle a little bit of pain. I also get this bulge right about where my right ovary is. Which kinda feels like a fetus pushing out. (no baby really). I ask him if it could be poop jokingly. He asked how many times I poop. Well if you know me I'm a shitting fool. So I tell him about 3. He's doing the whole fingers thing and pushing on my uterus and its throbbing in pain! So he leaves and comes back with a paper. He said that my pain and cramping may just be my poop backed up...B/c I should be shitting more times a day. Like who shits more then 3 times a day!! But just to make sure I get an ultra sound Friday. Sorry to all the pregnant women. But really don’t be envious, I have to get a Vagina one! Yeah where they put a condom on a probe, lube it up and stick it in. Fun Fun but they will be checking for sis's on my right ovary. That’s all I have.