IM SO DEPRESSED

Dec 15, 2004 15:51

=((((( TEAR SOB CRY

boooooooooooooooohooooooooooooooooo i'm depressed. because
I HAVE NO FRIENDS
MY BOYFRIEND DUMPED ME
MY PARENTS WANT TO DISOWN ME
EVERYBODY HATES ME
IM UGLY
IM FAT
I SMELL BAD
IM FAILING SCHOOL
MY LIFE SUCKS
EVERYTHING SUCKS AND I SUCK
AHHGHGHGAJSDHDVVDSJADBkhbkj

my boyfriend dumped me because i was fat and ugly and smelly. and then i asked a guy to winterball and he was like EW NO YOU'RE FAT AND UGLY AND SMELLY.

i hate my life! =((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( TEAR TEAR TEAR
i'm going to drown myself in my tears of misery. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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hahhahaha ok just kidding

ok so a while ago, i sent amy an

Dear Mrs. Shi,
I am sad to inform you that you are very fat and ugly. I am sorry I
cannot do anything to help. Or can i? Why don't you drop by my office for
ugly retards and we'll see what we can do. Thank you.

Pamela Huang
ugly people specialist

so then she emailed me a

new release of the smash hit single by amy shi: PAMELA THE MAN!!!!!
OUT IN STORES NOW!! YOU BEST COP IT BEFORE ITS SOLD OUT!!!!!!!
here's a preview of the lyrics

VERSE 1
she looks like a pretty girl
but inside she's so hairy
you think she's a she but she's actually a he
her name is....not mary

CHORUS:
SHE'S PAMELA
SHE'S A MAN
IF I WAS WRONG
I'D LIVE IN A CAN.....

SHE'S PAMELA
SHE'S A MAN
SHE HIDES HER WEEWEE
IN HER PANTSSSSS....

she hides her weewee with her pants....
ohhhhh she hides her weewee with her pants....YEAH!

VERSE 2
she wanted to go on MTV
on i want a famous face
to get some plastic surgery...
so she'd be pretty as a vase

CHORUS
SHE'S PAMELA
SHE'S A MAN
IF I WAS WRONG
I'D LIVE IN A CAN.....

SHE'S PAMELA.....
SHE'S A MAN.....
SHE'S GOT A WEEWEE.....
SHE HIDES IT IN HER PANTS.....

bridge:
ohhhh, how i feel so sorry for her
pamela....you dont have to go through this torture...
just change your name back to nickkk......
and in your pants you dont have to hideeeee.....your dick!

verse 3
such a sad young man full of sorrow
what will he expect....tomorrow?
pamela huang...has a wong
you dont have to hide it anymore!!!!!!

CHORUS X2

and i replied by writing a

THE EPITOMY OF UGLY FAT CREATURES
By: Pamela Allen Poe

In ugly town lived a creature named AMY
who was so stupid he was a LAMEY!
everyone hid when his fat self roamed
from his mouth, lipids foamed

everyone who saw him screamed with fear
especially when they saw his monstrous rear
but no one saw a difference between his face and butt
stricken with fear their arms they would cut

when he walked he smelled of poo
pee, rotten eggs, and all that too
a foul stench that made people drop dead
choke and gag and turn bright red

there was also rumor he was gay
but of course its assumed he'd be that way
AMY straight?! HAH that's a joke
because he is one humongous bloke

so you see, he is ugly and fat
nasty and gross, dirty as a rat
and if i ever, ever saw him one day
i'll commit suicide and in my death bed i'll lay

yes i know. we are so coool. but i love amy even though she is obese and ugly! :]
i also love all my other sexy friends ana angie hannah rawee (alphabetical order) even though they are retards. i like how we drew for secret santas like 342763761394 times because we seem to be incapable of properly doing it. i want to rape them so bad.

YES OK SO break is in 3 days! woohoo i can't wait.
funfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfun stuff.
oh yea and happy birthday max!
toodles my poodles
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