who knew?
University of Pennsylvania
You were a hard-working wannabe cool kid, and now
you are at the Ivy Leage equivalent of a rich,
suburban high school, and all of the kids used
to be too hard-working to be cool, so now you
all pretend to be cool together. As long as
Daddy keeps sending you money and you keep that
coke habit in check, you're degree will mean
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You were a hard-working wannabe cool kid, and now
you are at the Ivy Leage equivalent of a rich,
suburban high school, and all of the kids used
to be too hard-working to be cool, so now you
all pretend to be cool together. As long as
Daddy keeps sending you money and you keep that
coke habit in check, you're degree will mean
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Comments 7
Don't worry. The real world is not for everyone,
and since you can afford to avoid it, why don't
you? Smoke a little, draw a little, make a
little love, sing a little song... You'll join
a fine tradition of Brown graduates who end up
finding themselves... forever.
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I think I'll just drop out, and see what happens. Hahahahaha.
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You're smart, you're thin, you're pretty, and
goddamit, people love you. You are destined for
great, great things, little Princetonian. Let
there be a never-ending stream of
Country-Club-Like institutions in your unmarred
future.
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You're second best, and you know it. Still, those
riding the crimson wave may be slightly
smarter, slightly more prestigious, but you
know you're hipper. I mean, you're not hip --
your a nerd, for fuck's sake -- but you're
hipper.
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Haha, good stuff.
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If only the least impressive Ivy didn't also have to be the hardest. You know those Harvard kids are laughing at you as they sip gin and tonics in their finals club and pull off easy A's. There are always the gorges though. And hopping Ithaca. Well, yeah, you have the gorges.
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You've worn all black since you were nine and knew,
even as a nine year old living in nowheresville
that you were a New Yorker at heart. Well, you
wont make it in the big city. I'm sorry tike.
Still, have fun while it lasts, because the
rumor is, most Columbia students don't.
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