So I'll give up and talk about flappers instead:
Flappers have many excellent qualities, notably their headgear. At the moment, I think these forehead thingies are just superdooper:
It seems that Topshop thinks so too, or at least that's what I think this thing is about:
Yuck! I think I'll just
make one instead. Or maybe do something silly looking with a scarf and an earring. Whatever.