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some funny things to brighten up your day a little:
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
- Unknown
I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid
and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and
I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
- George Bush
Great Britain and the United States are nations separated by a common language.
- George Bernard Shaw
The fact that no one understands you doesn't make you an artist. - Unknown
I just thought of something funny...your mother.
- Cheech Marin
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh.
But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
- Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts
Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your
thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going too ?
What would happen if u put a humidifier and a dehumdifier in the same room?
Why do they call it your "bottom", when it's really in the middle of your body?
Why do they call it "head over heels in love" If our head is always over our heels?
Why does Bugs bunny walk around the cartoon naked, but puts a bathing suit on when he goes swimming?
How come it was called the Cosby Show when Billy Cosby's character was named Heathcliff Huxtible?
What do you call male ballerinas?
haha... iloveit