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Dec 29, 2010 03:30

[Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzt. A radio buzzes in and it's time fooooorrrrrrrr]

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[The olde timey whimey theme tune of an old Saturday morning cowboy puppet show. It plays in its entirety. THIS WEEK on Woody's Roundup Stinky Pete and Jesse are trapped on a runaway stage coach and oh gosh it's heading for the grand canyon! It's up to sheriff Severen Woody along with his trusty steed Bullseye to catch the coach and get them to safety! Will the sheriff make it in time or will this be the devastating end of Stinky Pete and sweethearted Jesse?! Will we ever find out why Sheriff Woody has had a taste for human blood recently? TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR "The Big Drop!"]

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[There is a pullstring cowboy doll lying outside of Severen's cabin door next to a communicator. You swear you just saw it move out the corner of your eye. But... he can't do that. He's just a puppet. A toy! A child's plaything! Will you pick him up? What pearls of wisdom will you learn once you pull his pullstring, curious people of the barge!?]

there's a snake in my boots, flood: kid's show

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