Oct 12, 2005 16:36
I found the need to actively use the word "behooves" in a sentence for all the world to see...I'm not sure exactly why...but here it is anyway:
It behooves you to spend every waking moment of your miserably short, unimportant, meaningless lives to drop to your knees and give me homage! MUAHAHAHAHA
And there ensued a great wailing and gnashing of teeth.
"1st Entry of the Bible of Colletti"
...and so ends this moment of randomness...