Now I don't feel like telling everyone what's been going on in my life, so I won't, but I will give you some advice.
Listen to Sia. Listen to Breathe Me. Piece of advice number 1.
Two: Beer before liquor DOES NOT make you sicker, mass amounts of alcohol make you sicker.
Three: It is in fact possible to create a realistic trashy mustache on photoshop:
Four: Marion, one of the trashiest towns I've visited (and I've been in a lot) has a great sunset.
Five: Most of the time, no matter what you think, everything will turn out okay.