Death or compliance - now that's not too much to ask for, is it?

[year1989rocks]

Well i'm dealing with a constipated cat at the moment. We're at war with each other. I went out and bought a laxative for her. So to try and trick her to eat it, i crushed it up and put it in her wet food. She sniffed it, then refused to get anywhere near it. I then crushed up some more and put it into some milk. She was drinking it for a bit, then would stop and look at it. After a while she completely stopped and gave the milk and I, both dirty looks. I then tried the old fashioned 'just shove it down her throat route' but that when horribly, horribly, wrong. She didn't take it, and now she is salivating everywhere trying to get rid of the taste of it on her teeth. She is also incredibly angry with me. But im hoping whatever tiny amount of medication i got in there, will help her out a bit.

I'm going to the doctors tomorrow morning for my blood test. They want me to fast for 14 hours. Which means there will be no sugar or caffeine in my blood, which means i will most probably faint. That is also the reason i am not allowed to go to blood testings alone. In case something might happen.

I might be going to see Alice in Wonderland tomorrow night. Hopefully the lines aren't insane anymore.