Good Genes: Genetically Challenged
*Disclaimer:
I know nothing of the Star Wars series and I won't even try my ignorance on it. Therefore, my Sy is actually from a different planet and bears no attachment to the other Sy. Also, this is the only entry that will be posted in this format for Sy, since her family is already done. :)
Hello there, Diary. I am an alien that was chosen to come to this strange planet that is referred to as "Sims", as an experiment designed by the King Renal. King Renal was very interested in seeing the beautiful features of our race would fare out in other races, specifically this human sims. I was chosen out of many, and the King has declared it a great honor. And so I shall do my best to please my home planet.
Do you like this outfit? There are boxes here called "Stores" and the human lady behind the table said that the outfit was "hideous". Looking at her facial expression, I realized that this must mean that these humans would find it very attractive.
Well, enough on me! King Renal has called this experiment "Good Genes: Genetically Challenged", and so it shall begin.
The human sims call these humans greeting others a "Welcome Wagon." I saw no such wagon in my view, but it was interesting to interact with these strange humans. I do believe that the male, Darren, was quite interested in me.
Indeed, within minutes of greeting him, he was telling me flattering compliments on myself. For such a plainly dressed man, he seemed quite interested in my color and beautiful features. Humans have such plain, flat features here.
I was a bit startled when he asked me to "dance," but once he grasped my hands in his, I realized it felt nice.
I took his whistle as a sign of encouragement! It is very flattering to know a complete stranger finds you so attractive.
Indeed, even the female human seemed to be attracted to me. King Renal said that these human sims have no taste and discretion when it comes to their mating choices. He said that these human sims are act fast on their feelings and it seems he was right! I was hoping for an attraction, but not quite so fast, or with so many.
After a while, the humans left. I was left to wander around this strange box humans call a "home." King Renal talked a little about food and how humans eat, but this skill seems to be beyond me.
Eager to get started on this challenge for my planet, I asked Darren out for dinner. King Renal said that this sort of gesture is customary among humans trying to mate.
I did my best to say flattering things to Darren, and it seemed it worked.
Dinner was...how do you say it, Diary? Romantic? Darren seemed quite taken with me. King Renal would be pleased!
We took a photograph. It is the most curious thing: you smile into a piece of glass and it captures your image and puts it onto paper. I must attempt something like that on my home planet....
After our pictures, Darren asked me back into the photo booth. I had no idea what was happening, until he joined me. Then, I will say this: human sims have a very interesting way of mating!
After we left the photo booth, the most curious thing happened. The oldest human sim I have ever seen came up to me and literally beat me with her purse! I was too shocked to even defend myself against such unwarranted wrath.
She even lectured me on respectability! I have no idea what she was talking about, Diary, but I can assure you, it wasn't pleasant at all.
Excited for a repeat of the photo booth incident, I asked Darren back to my box.
It would appear as though the courtship was a success!
The next night, a vase with strange-smelling objects in it was left outside my box. I can only guess as to who the human sim was that left such a gift for me.
Imagine my shock when I came home from a job the next night and realized I was impregnanted! Only three days into the genetics experiment and I am already with a human child. King Renal would be ecstatic.
Days later, I do believe I gave this human female a fright when I released the human child!
I will admit, I felt a twinge of excitement when I saw the green skin so similar to mine. I named him Rogan, after a lake on my home planet.
Since the genetics experiment must continue, I invited the human female from the Welcome Wagon to my box. She was quite easy to flatter.
Even more, she seemed happy to be in my company. This experiment was going even better than hoped.
I do believe that this coupling impregnanted me again! I am excited to see another child.
Darren came to my box while I was taking part in post-mating acts with the human female. I was wary that he would be "jealous." King Renal explained this as an irrational emotion that human sims seem so fond of. He said to avoid it at all costs, as it could hamper the experiment.
However, Darren seemed indifferent to the female and I. I was relieved!
Diary, it may seem like I have forgotten about the human child, but I have not. I do take time to interact with it, from time to time. He seems to be doing quite well.
Eager to continue the experiment, I went to an area called "Downtown." There, I saw a man that literally glowed and sparkled. His skin was a pale shade, and his eyes were a bloody red. When I asked a human sim who he was, she nodded wisely and said, "He is a vampire. He sparkles."
I had no idea that such reputed dark creatures of night, drinkers of blood sparkled. It seemed like such a unique feature to what is reputed to be evil. However, I was attracted to him, sparkles or not.
He seemed taken with me as well. I have never participated in what is called a pillow fight, but it was quite fun.
I asked him to a dinner, and he did accept. There, I did my best to flatter him.
I did believe that the date was going well, but then he abruptly left. I hope I will see him again soon!
The next day, I realized that I was indeed with the human female's seed!
Rogan also aged. I was excited to see some of my features pass on to him, but King Renal was adamant that this was not the point of the experiment.
Later, I invited the vampire sim, Count Sullivan, over to make amends with him.
He was quite agreeable!
King Renal said that skills were important to these human sims, so I decided to teach Rogan how to speak.
Then, it was time for the next human baby!
It was a female! I named her Anna. It seemed like a human name.
I also asked Count Sullivan to stay with me all the time.
It turns out that it was an excellent choice. In addition to the mating, he is quite good with children. These human babies are getting the attention that King Renal said they needed.
Anna grew up. Her genetics were more like mine that Rogan's, which was exciting and yet disappointing.
Rogan also grew up as well. Apparently, this is a celebratory time for human children!
Days later, I had not even realized I was impregnanted again until it was time to release the babies!
Interestingly enough, there were two babies within me, Diary! Sullivan and I named them Lora and Jane.
Diary, I apologize for the severe lack of updates! After my last entry, this human life was busy, trying to raise four young children and mate. Here is a picture of our family! Rogan would appear to be the most normal (or abnormal, depending on who you ask), and so I have chosen him to carry out the genetics experiment.
Thank you for lending me your ear, Diary!
Sy Snootles
I hope you guys liked this! I was intending on making a legacy or something after this, but I just couldn't, so that is why there are no more pictures after the twins were born.
Thanks for reading! ♥ :)