10 [Video + A million privates + Not-Really-Spam for Locke]

[yeahscience]

[Check it out, yo! Jesse's actually making a post on purpose for a change, and one where he doesn't look like a wild animal or anything. Actually, he looks pretty put together, for once, if also a little tired, even subdued. A week in Zero and three days spent mostly asleep has not helped with that part.]So I'm not all too clear on what actually

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Rex arrives to ruin ALL THE THINGS

[stopthat_destro]

What do we have to give thanks about? Being dead and imprisoned?

Just go yell COBRA at something till you feel better, Rex

[yeahscience]

Relax, bitch. It's something to do and there's cranberry sauce.

That's how he gets himself to sleep eeeevery night

[stopthat_destro]

Bitch? I'm not a bitch. If you want cranberry sauce so badly, just go make it. Thanksgiving's a stupid holiday.

How does Iago feel about this?

[yeahscience]

Christ, so think of it as the Night of Getting Shitfaced and Eating Turkey, then. Whatever.

there's a reason they usually sleep in separate rooms :c

[stopthat_destro]

I just don't see the appeal, especially considering where we are. I doubt most here even celebrate it.

:c a COBRA life is a lonely life

[yeahscience]

Uh, I'm pretty sure I just said the appeal.

And personally? I'd rather do this than sit around with my thumb up my ass, bitching about how boring it is here.

[stopthat_destro]

Oh, I didn't realize getting shitfaced and eating a lot of food was somehow different from any other night on the Barge.

[yeahscience]

So don't come. We'll have dinner, and you can go jerk off.

[stopthat_destro]

Yes, well, at least I'll be jerking off with the aliens and non-Americans, so--

[Wait that sounded. Wrong.]

Nevermind.

[yeahscience]

[Just... all of this face.]

[stopthat_destro]

Shut up! [Does it matter if Jesse's saying anything? NO.]

[Not Here]

[timesbureaucrat]

[Narvin wishes he could just un-hear that.]

[Not Here]

[stopthat_destro]

[MORTIFICATION, THY NAME IS REX.]