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[yeahscience]

So that was a "port," huh? That was some crazy-ass shit--

Oh, thank Christ.

Anyways, are you all, like, back now? Or is that one guy still flopping around on the deck thinking he's a psycho mermaid?

[Private to Claire]Didn't see you out there. Anything crazy go down for you

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[yeahscience]

The fuck is a Rukz?

Uh, that psycho mermaid dude tried to drown me. Otherwise, I guess nothing. I didn't even... [He waves a hand vaguely, not sure how to express "turn into a Disney prince."] I was normal, I mean.

Figures.

Private - Video

[yeahscience]

...Like a Teletubby? [He's just going to stare.]

That's what happens when you go overboard? Geez. So uh... like, what happened? Did "Violet" hit her head or stick her finger or whatever it was supposed to be?

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[yeahscience]

Yeah, sounds real cute, with the kidnapping and all.

[A sudden thought occurs to him, and he winces.] He didn't, like... I mean, what'd he do once he had you there?

OH MY GOD I GOT THIS NOTIF

[yeahscience]

Little bit, yeah.

[Frankly, it sounds a lot like being high, but... he was in Disney World, too, so he sort of gets it. He just didn't get to have the fun of actually being Disneyfied.] I'd say no, but... you know, drowned by a dude mermaid, and all, so let's say it makes a creepy-as-shit kind of sense.

They've been down ALL DAY ugh I've been so bored

[yeahscience]

...Great. Thrilled to be a part of the "fucked up shit" club.

I didn't get his name or nothing. He looked like this guy I talked to when I first got here, but I think it was like his brother or something.

I gotta go to bed soon anyway, I'm just glad notifs aren't DEAD FOREVER anymore.

[yeahscience]

Um, I still don't know his name, but he just apologized, anyway. Still pretty tempted to go kick his ass, though.

Eh, then I got into a groove with cleaning.

[yeahscience]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. I would not have turned into a freaking mermaid, yo.

[yeahscience]

It's gotta have something to do with who you are in the real world, though, right? Like, you're a hot chick, so you were a hot chick. I don't know what's wrong with that asshole, but whatever it is, I ain't got it.