come on, you can sign up for figure skating next year! [lawki 1.01]
"They say boys think about sex every fifteen seconds. I think about it every five seconds. I mean I'm thinking about it right now."
Once upon a time, circa fall 2004, there was a show called Life As We Know It; and it was awesome. But the network didn't see the potential awesome and axed it right at the end of the first season. But it was brilliant and everyone should see it.
Pilot
Life As We Know It 1.01
'They say boys think about sex every fifteen seconds. I think about it every five seconds. I mean I'm thinking about it right now.'
'There's something about being the first guy there. It's like... no matter what happens, they can't take that away... I was there first. But it's more than just wanting to have sex with Jackie... I love the way she makes me feel. The way other people look at me when she's on my arm. It makes me feel important. Like if she chose me, I can do anything I want with my life.'
'All I have to do is look at you and I'm happy.'
'I'm not ready and I don't know when I will be.'
'You better start giving it up soon, because there's a lot of girls who wanna do it with me.'
'I remember you guys as babies. Jonathan, I used to change your diapers.'
'That was last week, wasn't it?'
'So I was wondering if you might wanna dance with a selfish jerk who wants to say sorry?'
'JONATHAAAN!'
'If you give it up, he'll be hanging around like a dog waiting for another bone.'
I'll probably do 1.03 in the next two days. I can't find caps for more than 1.03, 1.09 and 1.11 so that's all I'll be able to spam.
Once upon a time, circa fall 2004, there was a show called Life As We Know It; and it was awesome. But the network didn't see the potential awesome and axed it right at the end of the first season. But it was brilliant and everyone should see it.
Pilot
Life As We Know It 1.01
'They say boys think about sex every fifteen seconds. I think about it every five seconds. I mean I'm thinking about it right now.'
'There's something about being the first guy there. It's like... no matter what happens, they can't take that away... I was there first. But it's more than just wanting to have sex with Jackie... I love the way she makes me feel. The way other people look at me when she's on my arm. It makes me feel important. Like if she chose me, I can do anything I want with my life.'
'All I have to do is look at you and I'm happy.'
'I'm not ready and I don't know when I will be.'
'You better start giving it up soon, because there's a lot of girls who wanna do it with me.'
'I remember you guys as babies. Jonathan, I used to change your diapers.'
'That was last week, wasn't it?'
'So I was wondering if you might wanna dance with a selfish jerk who wants to say sorry?'
'JONATHAAAN!'
'If you give it up, he'll be hanging around like a dog waiting for another bone.'
I'll probably do 1.03 in the next two days. I can't find caps for more than 1.03, 1.09 and 1.11 so that's all I'll be able to spam.