Zombie Flesh Eaters
This has got to be the best (i.e. worst) back-of-box blurb for any film I've never seen. I copy it out word for word, comma for comma:
There is something sinister about, the sailing-boat drifting slowly in Hudson Bay, upon boarding the coast-guard police, are confronted with a terrifying sight appearing out of the hatchway-a man covered in blood, walks towards them menacingly, only after being shot repeated, does he fall overboard and disappear amid the waves. This news causes a panic in America, as the sailing-boat belonged to a famous scientist who mysteriously disappeared in the Caribbean.
Ann, the scientist's daughter together with a famous journalist Peter West, set out to look for him, setting sail on a scooner belonging to Brian an American ethonologist, and Susan an underwater photographer they head for the Caribbean. Out at sea Susan dives to take some photographs, but is attacked by a huge shark, unexpectedly a Zombie appears from the depths to attack the shark and miraculously she is saved.
Meanwhile on Mutal Island in the Antiles professor Menard is conducting strange experiments. What follows in the Caribbean and later in New York is truly terrifying...
ZOMBIE FLESH EATERS ARE HERE!!
I don't feel like I really need to see the film now but if it carries on like that then I think I'll have to!
There is something sinister about, the sailing-boat drifting slowly in Hudson Bay, upon boarding the coast-guard police, are confronted with a terrifying sight appearing out of the hatchway-a man covered in blood, walks towards them menacingly, only after being shot repeated, does he fall overboard and disappear amid the waves. This news causes a panic in America, as the sailing-boat belonged to a famous scientist who mysteriously disappeared in the Caribbean.
Ann, the scientist's daughter together with a famous journalist Peter West, set out to look for him, setting sail on a scooner belonging to Brian an American ethonologist, and Susan an underwater photographer they head for the Caribbean. Out at sea Susan dives to take some photographs, but is attacked by a huge shark, unexpectedly a Zombie appears from the depths to attack the shark and miraculously she is saved.
Meanwhile on Mutal Island in the Antiles professor Menard is conducting strange experiments. What follows in the Caribbean and later in New York is truly terrifying...
ZOMBIE FLESH EATERS ARE HERE!!
I don't feel like I really need to see the film now but if it carries on like that then I think I'll have to!