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"Here's what I want. I want someone who will act like an immature kid with me at all times and not be embarrassed about it in the slightest. I want someone who will sneak into movie theaters with me and drink cheap beer I hid in my purse, and I want someone who will laugh with me when I see fat people fall on their faces on the street. I want someone who will lay on the couch with me watching TV all day and not feel like a loser for it, and I want someone who won't judge me if I've been having a bad day and I have to insert an IV of vodka into my arm at 6 PM. But most of all, I want a FUCKING ASSHOLE who won't return my texts and who makes me feel like a needy chick 90% of the time. Is that too much to ask?"