001 | The Welcoming Committee | Audio Post

[yeah_i_can_fly]

[Clank. Clank. Clank.] …Damnit. This isn’t going to work.

[...]

What the hell is going on here? Why won't this...? Jarvis? Jarvis. This isn't funny. Unlock the IV's systems. [beat] Jarvis!

[A lengthy pause; another tentative clank as of something heavy and metallic on concrete; a brooding silence.]...Where the hell is my assistant, and why isn't

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[mansae]

Hmm?

[yeah_i_can_fly]

...What?

[mansae]

Did you also have an explosion?

[yeah_i_can_fly]

A...what? [What the hell is this kid talking about?] ...no?

[mansae]

Then what was that sound?

[yeah_i_can_fly]

...the clanking? My armor.

Clanking and explosions do not sound anything alike. Really.

[mansae]

The explosion happened after the sounds last time.

[yeah_i_can_fly]

Oh... [He can imagine that, actually. Weapons specialist.] This isn't going to blow up, I assure you.

[mansae]

It must be a Hyundai!!

[yeah_i_can_fly]

Er, no. It's not foreign. That is to say--it's all 100% grade American pure-bred genius.

It's Stark tech.

[mansae]

My products are better than America's! Hyundai is the best in the world!

[yeah_i_can_fly]

[He chuckles humorlessly.] If you're talking about cars, maybe. Stark Industries deals with a little more complex technology. And last time I checked, we were the leading manufacturer of...well, everything we make, in the world.

[mansae]

[ He really only paid attention to the part about agreeing on cars. ]

Cars, boats, fans... Prepare to want one!

[yeah_i_can_fly]

No thanks. I like my Audi. And BMW, and Lambo, and... [he trails off still naming an unGodly amount of cars in between posts]

[mansae]

More importantly! The All new Hyundai Elantra is top of the line! Elantraaaa!!

[yeah_i_can_fly]

Err.... yeah, whatever.