001 | The Welcoming Committee | Audio Post

[yeah_i_can_fly]

[Clank. Clank. Clank.] …Damnit. This isn’t going to work.

[...]

What the hell is going on here? Why won't this...? Jarvis? Jarvis. This isn't funny. Unlock the IV's systems. [beat] Jarvis!

[A lengthy pause; another tentative clank as of something heavy and metallic on concrete; a brooding silence.]...Where the hell is my assistant, and why isn't

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[eyesofgeass]

I do hope you have means to defend yourself.

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[yeah_i_can_fly]

Defense I've got aplenty; it's the offense that's beginning to really piss me off!

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[eyesofgeass]

So run, obviously.

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[yeah_i_can_fly]

Yeah, I'd like to see you run in a 200 pound suit of armor.

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[eyesofgeass]

[ Well... He sort of can. If it's a Knightmare Frame. ]

Can't say that I would even need one.

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[yeah_i_can_fly]

[That's different. And he couldn't if it wasn't being powered which is the only reason he can't fly at Mach 3 right now in the first place.]

...it's a hobby.

Don't you have someone else you can annoy with your flippant attitude? [Way to be a hypocrite Tony, way to be a hypocrite.]

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[eyesofgeass]

[Details, details.]

That's not very nice, considering that we're all stuck here in the same situation.

[ though he'll be as flippant as he wants. he hasn't died yet in the last year. ]

Those wolves won't be your biggest problem.

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[yeah_i_can_fly]

Well seeing as how I'm not worried about them I doubt I'd be too worried about you or anybody else in the near future either.

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[eyesofgeass]

I wasn't talking about me, but the scientists as well as other natural disasters.

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[yeah_i_can_fly]

I've been in worse situations.

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[eyesofgeass]

Worse situations, hmm? Give it a few months and let's see if you still say that.

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[yeah_i_can_fly]

Heh.