"Ride my Dongstick like a Naughty School Girl"

[yea_itz_hawt]

so I got out of the shower and now I'm sitting here in a towel... making you hot? lol this weekend was a lot of fun even tho i like did nothing. Our fair was this weekend and I didn't even go lol... On friday I got my hair done.. it's so much lighter now.. and then I went to Christies house and surprisingly enough I was the only one to spend the night :-O When I got there we watched Laguna Beach re-runs and talked to lovely Nina.. and then I got to see Justin and Josh in their sexy home-made chaps lol they were hot. Christie made a smoothie that tasted exactly like strawberry pez.. then Joe came over --> Like him!<--- and Christie made another smoothie and put Flinestone viatmins in it.. It wasn't very good but I pretended to like it.. then me and Christie took a bath together... making you hot yet? lol then Beautiful Catie came over and then went and got me Taco Bell cuz shes the greatest.. and me n Christie went to bed at like 1! :-O I woke uo on Satuday to and den? and den? and den? and den? and den? lol Dude wheres my car? my and christie went to the fair at like 2 cuz we are so cool and then walked home cuz no one was there.. I went home at like 4 and babysat until 11 and made $60.. then went back to the Eagle residence and there were liek 483389 people there... Courtney, Cubby, Jason, Matt, J-Boz, Brad, Josh, Nick, Joel and then Weezie, Catie, Zak, and Jeff came over and some kid they were calling William and no one knew who's friend he was lmao.. Cubby told me I have hairy nipples.. Then everyone was boring and goin to bed except WEEZIE cuz I swear shes nocturnal... so she kepy me up and me her and Zak were trying to fit on Christies little pull out thingy and it wasnt workin but we slept their anyways and I was in a space like 3.5 inches wide which puzzled me becuz their isnt a body part on my body that could fit in a 3.5 inch space... lol so I woke up adn felt liek i got pushed down a flight of stairs but that was cool.. and then everyone left.. so me and Weezie dl ringtones and everyone came back and then left again lol I ate pizza rolls and 485748 pieces of candie lol weezkie ran aroudn liek a crack baby.. we started watchign the pistons and tj's dumb ass came over.. then I left and came home and ate then feel asleep and woke up at 930 and took a shower and have been online since nad now that I've todl you every detail about my weekend liek you even cared to begin with... I think I'll try and go to bed.... Na night Sweet Dreamz....

Do you have sand in your vagina?

I put lamborgini doors on my mobile home...

Meow

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