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today is the part-ay. woot woot. i'll probably be bored. very bored. yesterday amanda asked if i wanted to go swimming with her today. i want to but it's not hot enough. grr. anyways. i bought this cute little dress at the shore that i haven't worn yet. i am going to wear it today. it's cute. i haven't worn a dress in forever. it's weird. lol. i want to go clothes shopping so so bad. i need clothes desperately. ugh. i hope i can get some new clothes soon. my mother turned the air off and opened the windows. i hate this. i want it to be hot again. i want to go swimming i want to feel summer!! oh well. i'm a loser. haha. that's ok though because i'm a cool loser. lol. i have problems. i decided to write an inside joke song for all of my bestest friends. it's so funny. to us it is anyways. other people probably think i'm a retard. oh well, i don't care! haha. hmm. i'm talking to ashley right now. la la la la. i really am in desperate need of a lot of money. i want to buy 25 cds. that is a lot of cds. i am never going to be able to do that. sigh. i also need money for other things but i really really want my music!!! i like owning the actual cd more then burning it. yeah. i don't know i'm weird i guess. so here are my songs for raina and ashley.
Awe, your nerdiness is so cute
Why are you so smart? IT’S NOT FAIR!
Harry potter’s in you bathroom and bucktooth bob is on your chair!
Expanded vocabulary, it makes me cry
Everybody knows orlando is MINE!
Chinese food is good and so is YOU’RE MOM!
You’re fat so I don’t care I knew it all along
Lets be famous rappers, get a record label
Lets go find elissa and hide under the table
CHORUS
CELLO! I’ve got a bass!
Your middle name is grace
Josie and the pussycats!
You never fail to make me laugh
There I see a talking muffin
Long nicknames seem to get you huffin
Raina dear, you are so cool
Now get away from me you fool!
For shizzle my homie, keep it real
Your house smells good, my orange is peeled!
Sippin jello through a straw
The food network! I’m in awe!
Your hair is perfect
Are you stuck in the bathroom?
It was all worth it
I have to go soon
Chorus
Nothing rhymes with Ashley
Your name is annoying you think you’re hot
But everybody knows your not
I’m opinionated you conceited biotch!
Why do you always piss me off??
You do drugs, I’ll give you hugs
Learn how to spell take lessons from me
My salsa’s waiting by the sea!
Eminem is gorgeous kyle’s not
I’m so CRAZY you’re on pot!
CHORUS
Stupid retarD
I love you much
Bad bad girl
Won’t you shush?
Ice cream obsession
A little weird
No intentions
You’re a queer!
Never knowing what anything means
Run along and die.
Ashley, you’re no help to me
Gee I wonder why?
HAHA you’re dead with an empty head
A lamb and a friend friend, your music sucks
Rock is better oh what luck!
Mighty good and looking yummy
Ha ha ha ha you’re just not funny
Go to hell, that’s so mean
Must be envy I’m turning green
I’m only one call away
Man oh man that song is gay
Nothing will ever rhyme with your name.