psh.....Mothers!
My mother sent me ths in an email. lol I was entertained so I thought I would share...oh yeah..the ants they came to my room. Oh and FYI the mayan calender ends Dec. 21, 2012 which makes this one of the dates people expect the world to end. (That's about five year. Are you prepared?)
Once upon a time, in a land far away, beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself: I don't fucking think so.