Fire and Brimstone. Score.
Well, yesterday was the anniversary of the Zombie Jesus summoning a Giant Bunny to do his bidding by hiding eggs all over the place and getting people to eat massive amounts of junk food. Hurrah! At least, i think thats what it was. Its been a while since ive gone to church.
Its been a fun Easter break. And it rapidly draws to a close. Lets have a quick immortalizing wrap-up...
Happy 21st Birthday Nora
I Love you, Ryan
Good Party Gene
I own Bandaids that look like Bacon
Babies should not Smoke
Stoner Steve works at Sun Cafe
The Red Line at 3 am includes: druggies, homeless people who make balloon animals and inflatable bikes, old asian men who play with mcdonalds toys, crazy people running around on the track in front of the train resulting in us powering down and sitting dead in the water for a while.
And now for my impression of Loyola University Chicago:
"Hello! I am a moron. Furthermore, I am a mean-spirited one who enjoys jerking around people with the initials MB as if i were a British Nanny on Duty. Not only do i put bogus holds on people's accounts, but i also love to change people from having a declared major to being undecided simply to watch them squirm as they are impotent to register for the classes that they need to take in the fall in order to actually graduate. Haha, hoho, hehe, asshole asshole."
Spring of 2007, I will be student teaching in one of the following schools:
Lane Tech
Von Steuben
Gordon Tech
Mather
If anyone has not seen the trailers for Snakes on a Plane or The GingerDead Man, you simply must. The latter is on my myspace page. Imagine: Gary Busey is a crazy murderer who is executed and resurrected as a homicidal Gingerbread Man. How can you resist?
Its been a fun Easter break. And it rapidly draws to a close. Lets have a quick immortalizing wrap-up...
Happy 21st Birthday Nora
I Love you, Ryan
Good Party Gene
I own Bandaids that look like Bacon
Babies should not Smoke
Stoner Steve works at Sun Cafe
The Red Line at 3 am includes: druggies, homeless people who make balloon animals and inflatable bikes, old asian men who play with mcdonalds toys, crazy people running around on the track in front of the train resulting in us powering down and sitting dead in the water for a while.
And now for my impression of Loyola University Chicago:
"Hello! I am a moron. Furthermore, I am a mean-spirited one who enjoys jerking around people with the initials MB as if i were a British Nanny on Duty. Not only do i put bogus holds on people's accounts, but i also love to change people from having a declared major to being undecided simply to watch them squirm as they are impotent to register for the classes that they need to take in the fall in order to actually graduate. Haha, hoho, hehe, asshole asshole."
Spring of 2007, I will be student teaching in one of the following schools:
Lane Tech
Von Steuben
Gordon Tech
Mather
If anyone has not seen the trailers for Snakes on a Plane or The GingerDead Man, you simply must. The latter is on my myspace page. Imagine: Gary Busey is a crazy murderer who is executed and resurrected as a homicidal Gingerbread Man. How can you resist?