Update
1) I got threatened on my way home from school today. And almost got run over by a totally intimidating guy riding a bike that almost intentionally ran into me at a slow speed.
2) I must eat more limes and oranges so as to avoid getting scurvy.
3) Lollapa... lallopallooo.... lalopa... that concert is this weekend. *squeek*
4) I bought my nomad. It cost my entire paycheck, but i bought it.
5) Johnny Depp = A sex bot. Or so says a Haiku.
6) I got an amazing piece of spam today. The subject line reads...
"Michael, Electric Chair for little or no-cost".
7) My class this summer is being taught by 2 GRAD STUDENTS that admit to NOT BE TEACHERS, and they are TEACHING a class for TEACHERS.
8) Its like, 3 am.
2) I must eat more limes and oranges so as to avoid getting scurvy.
3) Lollapa... lallopallooo.... lalopa... that concert is this weekend. *squeek*
4) I bought my nomad. It cost my entire paycheck, but i bought it.
5) Johnny Depp = A sex bot. Or so says a Haiku.
6) I got an amazing piece of spam today. The subject line reads...
"Michael, Electric Chair for little or no-cost".
7) My class this summer is being taught by 2 GRAD STUDENTS that admit to NOT BE TEACHERS, and they are TEACHING a class for TEACHERS.
8) Its like, 3 am.