Margaret Cho...
"Tried to save the relationship by talking about having a baby - you know, like that's gonna work. I had a great great experience recently, I helped deliver one of my best friend's children and wow - when you witness something like that you see how powerful women are. We bring forth life, I mean it's ... awesome. And, I was so amazed by my friend because she's not just a woman, she was not just a mother, at that moment she was Creation, she was Life, she was...God...and as I looked into her eyes....PPPPPF! Her pussy exploded."
*Picks pieces of pussy out of cleavage and one long one from her hair*
"A piece of it hit me in da heeeead..."
*Puts the pussy piece back in friend's vagina*
"Everybody else was like...holding each other and...crying...and I'm like...HER FUCKING PUSSY EXPLODED-!" *Hides head in dress* "Nurse was running around collecting pieces of her pussy in a basket - " *imitates Nurse reaching under bed and on the ground, then shaking it around in the basket* " - she's just panning for pussy...they had to sew it back together - " *Sews like a Red Cross Nurse and bites imaginary string off near the pussy, then looks holier than thou in a divine wash of light*
"...Frankenpussy. IT'S ALIVE!!!!...I'm not a breeder. I have no maternal instincts whatsoever. I'm barren. I am bone dry. When I see children...I feel nothing...I ovulate sand."
*Picks pieces of pussy out of cleavage and one long one from her hair*
"A piece of it hit me in da heeeead..."
*Puts the pussy piece back in friend's vagina*
"Everybody else was like...holding each other and...crying...and I'm like...HER FUCKING PUSSY EXPLODED-!" *Hides head in dress* "Nurse was running around collecting pieces of her pussy in a basket - " *imitates Nurse reaching under bed and on the ground, then shaking it around in the basket* " - she's just panning for pussy...they had to sew it back together - " *Sews like a Red Cross Nurse and bites imaginary string off near the pussy, then looks holier than thou in a divine wash of light*
"...Frankenpussy. IT'S ALIVE!!!!...I'm not a breeder. I have no maternal instincts whatsoever. I'm barren. I am bone dry. When I see children...I feel nothing...I ovulate sand."