This Christmas...all I want is to have him here with me
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I gave iplaybass3036 a kidney (1000 points). Last Saturday channman101 and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In April I bought porn for _used_again_ (-10 points). In January I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Tuesday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1258 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
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