ah'll never drink again

[ycantibu]

so a drunk bloke cums into the store yesterday, reeking of alcohol and...ah don't even wanna know. as ah'm ringing his order up he asks if we sell mouthwash, so ah tell him what aisle it's in and he ever so thoughtfully slurs/gobs/drunkingly giggles that he needs toothpaste & mouthwash cuz he hasn't brushed his teeth in two days. thanks for sharing pal.

the power o' ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww