I have figured out my future.

[yblehs]

Ahab: DUDE.
    Here's what we should do.

me: omg, please tell me
Ahab: Okay.
    Step 1

Ahab: Flamingo moves to Indianapolis

me: Ok...

Ahab: Step 2
    We open a Bail Fugitive Recovery agency (Bounty Hunters)
    Step 3
    We name it FlamigAhab's

Fugitive Finders
    Step 4
    PROFIT

me: This is the greatest plan of all time.
    Problem: I do not know how to use a firearm or capture people.

Ahab: Solution.

We employ the classic "honey pot trap".
     You lure in them with femine wiles, I do all the actual shooting/capturing violent stuff.

me: Alright, sounds FOOLPROOF

Ahab: I know.
    This is because I am a genius.