Nov 30, 2010 19:20
My sixth grade cousin just tried to tell me that he couldn't do his homework because he didn't have a pencil. He was unaware that I used to ensure that children did their homework for a living. I have at least a dozen mechanical pencils in my car, and I was more than prepared to march my ass out to the car to get him one.
Miraculously, he found one.
His sister, only a year his senior, never ever needs to be reminded to do her homework. She gets upset if she gets less than a hundred. Ryan has to work harder. He's smart as a whip but school isn't about how smart you are, it's about how well you test. Just don't give me any bullshit about not having a pencil.