puff the magic dragon
Title: Puff the magic dragon
Rating: Uhmm I have no idea hahaha warning crack and craziness ahead..
A/N: I was trying to finish drabbles,one shots that I have started and I saw this so I decided to finish this one first.
Jiyong huffs and puffs like a really angry dragon while he waited for the dorm door to open.
Daesung opens door cheerfully only to be greeted by an angry looking dragon, he doesn’t bother continuing the greeting he started and just walks out of the way.
As soon as the door closes, Jiyong shouts
“DONG YOUNG BAE!!!!!!!” Jiyong screams from the top of his lungs.
Jiyong crossed his arms and tapped his foot as he waited for him to emerge from the rooms.
Seungri and TOP along with Daesung were all in the living room watching Jiyong. They all knew that if you heard the complete name of someone in this house, that person was in deep shit.
A few more seconds and there was still no Young Bae in sight. Jiyong was starting to get more annoyed.
“hyung! Whats wrong? You look like a pissed off puff the magic dragon?!” Seungri asks trying to lighten the things up.
Jiyong shoots him a deadly glare and TOP hits him in the head already having an idea on what this was about. While Daesung just looked wide eyed and lost at them back and forth not knowing what the heck was happening.
Jiyong takes a deep breath not wanting to vent out his frustrations on the other members when they had nothing to do with it.
A few more seconds and Jiyong starts to walk towards Young Bae’s room. He was just about to bang the door when the front door opened.
Everybody looked at the direction and they saw a Young Bae still breathless from running probably.
“Ji, Really I’m sorry I didn’t know” Young Bae begins as soon as he catches his breath.
“What the heck were you thinking hiding the hyung marijuana along with my tea leaves!!!!” Jiyong screams.
“really, Ji, I didn’t know you were gonna use it!” Young Bae tries to explain again but he knows it wont work Jiyong was in so much shit right now because of him.
“Ji, I’m sorry, I know we can’t fix it but please don’t get mad” Young bae resorts to begging . there was really no other way.
“what why? What happened with the marijuana?!” Seungri asks still not completely getting the story.
Jiyong takes a deep breath turns on the TV and puts it in the entertainment channel.
“wow!hyung! you always have the best scandals!” Seungri exclaimed at seeing the news. Earning another smack from the head from TOP.
“It’s on the news that I am using marijuana!!!!!” Jiyong screamed.
Young Bae dropped on his knees knowing how bad this was and It was all his fault.
“But hyung you never use those stuff right?” Daesung asks hoping it was really not true.
“Of course not!!!!!” Jiyong screams again. Then takes three deep breathes.
“Then what happened?” TOP asks.
“Super genius Young Bae here decided to hide Sunbae’s stash of marijuana in my big box of herbal tea!!!” Jiyong started calmly but ended up shouting in the end.
“ohhh, then you dark the tea?” TOP asks hoping to clarify why Jiyong had a positive result.
“But you never drink tea! That’s why I kept it there because the box has been there for months and you haven’t even touched it so I thought it was safe.!” Young bae tried to explain.
Jiyong sent Young Bae a death glare shutting him up.
“you guys know I like experimenting with hair treatments right, so I heard this hair treatment with herbal tea, it says it really keeps the hair really healthy. But since we’ve been busy lately I wasn’t able to use it.Then last weekend I tried it. I like steamed my hair in the tea water. how was I supposed to know it was with marijuana!!!!” Jiyong explained but ended up screaming.
“ohhh thats why you hair is you pretty lately” Seungri commenting admiring Jiyong’s hair.
TOP smacks him again
“You can’t explain that reason to the media, it would be bad for the sunbaes.” TOP said thinking.
Jiyong just stands there knowing he really can’t do anything but accept it. But he was really accept. Why of all people did they take a random drug test from him.
Young Bae stood up and just hugged him. Knowing that saying sorry would make Jiyong even angrier.
TOP ushered the two maknaes to the room leaving Young Bae to take care of Jiyong.
Young Bae carries Jiyong bridal style. Jiyong buried his face into his neck and starts sobbing.
Young Bae placed him gently on his bed and cuddled next to him embracing him tightly.
“everyone seems to be ganging up on me and I have the worst timing” Jiyong mutters as she continued to sob, he knew he couldn’t really blame Young Bae for this.
“Ji, its going to be okay. I’m sure the fans will have faith in you. This wont be a problem.Just ignore the haters. I will still be here for you no matter what and so will the family” Young Bae calmly said comforting Jiyong as he stroked his hair.
In an hour Jiyong had finally calmed down and was peacefully sleeping.
Young Bae watched him carefully, maybe this was a blessing in disguise he thought. It would mean time of from promotions for Jiyong. Young Bae knew Jiyong was already stressing on his album that was supposed to be released earlier than planned. He knew that Jiyong almost never slept working on the songs since he wasn’t satisfied yet. This scandal would leave Jiyogn no choice but to lessen promotion and he could work on his album more without the pressure and stress. They were after all big bang this little scandal will only make them stronger.
Young Bae secured Jiyong in the bed and left he needed to work on a song with Tablo hyung.
When Young Bae got out of the other three boys were waiting for him.
“what?” Young Bae asks them he was really running late
“Why’s you keep the sunbaes stash of marijuana” Daesung asks. Seungri just nods.
“They were high most the time. Talking some sense into them when working was getting hard. And they kept nagging me to try it so I just got rid of it” Young Bae shrugs.
“Aish.. you do know that those goodies are part of their weekly diet right? They make better songs with it” TOP asks.
“yeah I know, it makes them cooler too.” Young bae said. But he still didn’t like the smell of it on them.
“I’m leaving look after Jiyong don’t get him angry” Young Bae reminds them as he left.
..
After three hours of recording in the studio trying to make his part in Tablo’s song perfect, Young Bae drags himself to their dorm. He was dead tired.
But suddenly he panicked when he heard screams and thing falling in their dorm. He knew that Jiyong was angry but why exactly he
didn’t know. He quickly opens the door gets in and locks it.
He couldn’t speak at the scene. The living room was a mess it looks like a hurricane TOP was hugging daesung at one corner while Jiyong was holding a razor and chasing Seungri around. But what shocked him the most was that Jiyong had shaved his hair.
Young bae was instantly worried, he knew that having a drastic haircut is a sign of super stress or depression.
“Ji, Ji!” Young Bae said trapping Jiyong in his body trying to calm him down.
“Ji, please calm down, Its okay we understand you’re stressed but no need to do this” Young bae soothed Jiyong
“I will not calm down!!! This this maknae here shaved my hair!!!!!!” Jiyong screamed trying to get away from Young Bae and run after the maknae who was now hiding behind TOP and daesung.
“You shaved his hair?!!!!” Young Bae asks the maknae in disbelief.
“Well I thought if he was bald they could ask him about randon drug test again right and he would be drug free because it was only this hair that has marijuana right?” Suengri tried to explain..
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A/N haah I have no idea how to end this.
Rating: Uhmm I have no idea hahaha warning crack and craziness ahead..
A/N: I was trying to finish drabbles,one shots that I have started and I saw this so I decided to finish this one first.
Jiyong huffs and puffs like a really angry dragon while he waited for the dorm door to open.
Daesung opens door cheerfully only to be greeted by an angry looking dragon, he doesn’t bother continuing the greeting he started and just walks out of the way.
As soon as the door closes, Jiyong shouts
“DONG YOUNG BAE!!!!!!!” Jiyong screams from the top of his lungs.
Jiyong crossed his arms and tapped his foot as he waited for him to emerge from the rooms.
Seungri and TOP along with Daesung were all in the living room watching Jiyong. They all knew that if you heard the complete name of someone in this house, that person was in deep shit.
A few more seconds and there was still no Young Bae in sight. Jiyong was starting to get more annoyed.
“hyung! Whats wrong? You look like a pissed off puff the magic dragon?!” Seungri asks trying to lighten the things up.
Jiyong shoots him a deadly glare and TOP hits him in the head already having an idea on what this was about. While Daesung just looked wide eyed and lost at them back and forth not knowing what the heck was happening.
Jiyong takes a deep breath not wanting to vent out his frustrations on the other members when they had nothing to do with it.
A few more seconds and Jiyong starts to walk towards Young Bae’s room. He was just about to bang the door when the front door opened.
Everybody looked at the direction and they saw a Young Bae still breathless from running probably.
“Ji, Really I’m sorry I didn’t know” Young Bae begins as soon as he catches his breath.
“What the heck were you thinking hiding the hyung marijuana along with my tea leaves!!!!” Jiyong screams.
“really, Ji, I didn’t know you were gonna use it!” Young Bae tries to explain again but he knows it wont work Jiyong was in so much shit right now because of him.
“Ji, I’m sorry, I know we can’t fix it but please don’t get mad” Young bae resorts to begging . there was really no other way.
“what why? What happened with the marijuana?!” Seungri asks still not completely getting the story.
Jiyong takes a deep breath turns on the TV and puts it in the entertainment channel.
“wow!hyung! you always have the best scandals!” Seungri exclaimed at seeing the news. Earning another smack from the head from TOP.
“It’s on the news that I am using marijuana!!!!!” Jiyong screamed.
Young Bae dropped on his knees knowing how bad this was and It was all his fault.
“But hyung you never use those stuff right?” Daesung asks hoping it was really not true.
“Of course not!!!!!” Jiyong screams again. Then takes three deep breathes.
“Then what happened?” TOP asks.
“Super genius Young Bae here decided to hide Sunbae’s stash of marijuana in my big box of herbal tea!!!” Jiyong started calmly but ended up shouting in the end.
“ohhh, then you dark the tea?” TOP asks hoping to clarify why Jiyong had a positive result.
“But you never drink tea! That’s why I kept it there because the box has been there for months and you haven’t even touched it so I thought it was safe.!” Young bae tried to explain.
Jiyong sent Young Bae a death glare shutting him up.
“you guys know I like experimenting with hair treatments right, so I heard this hair treatment with herbal tea, it says it really keeps the hair really healthy. But since we’ve been busy lately I wasn’t able to use it.Then last weekend I tried it. I like steamed my hair in the tea water. how was I supposed to know it was with marijuana!!!!” Jiyong explained but ended up screaming.
“ohhh thats why you hair is you pretty lately” Seungri commenting admiring Jiyong’s hair.
TOP smacks him again
“You can’t explain that reason to the media, it would be bad for the sunbaes.” TOP said thinking.
Jiyong just stands there knowing he really can’t do anything but accept it. But he was really accept. Why of all people did they take a random drug test from him.
Young Bae stood up and just hugged him. Knowing that saying sorry would make Jiyong even angrier.
TOP ushered the two maknaes to the room leaving Young Bae to take care of Jiyong.
Young Bae carries Jiyong bridal style. Jiyong buried his face into his neck and starts sobbing.
Young Bae placed him gently on his bed and cuddled next to him embracing him tightly.
“everyone seems to be ganging up on me and I have the worst timing” Jiyong mutters as she continued to sob, he knew he couldn’t really blame Young Bae for this.
“Ji, its going to be okay. I’m sure the fans will have faith in you. This wont be a problem.Just ignore the haters. I will still be here for you no matter what and so will the family” Young Bae calmly said comforting Jiyong as he stroked his hair.
In an hour Jiyong had finally calmed down and was peacefully sleeping.
Young Bae watched him carefully, maybe this was a blessing in disguise he thought. It would mean time of from promotions for Jiyong. Young Bae knew Jiyong was already stressing on his album that was supposed to be released earlier than planned. He knew that Jiyong almost never slept working on the songs since he wasn’t satisfied yet. This scandal would leave Jiyogn no choice but to lessen promotion and he could work on his album more without the pressure and stress. They were after all big bang this little scandal will only make them stronger.
Young Bae secured Jiyong in the bed and left he needed to work on a song with Tablo hyung.
When Young Bae got out of the other three boys were waiting for him.
“what?” Young Bae asks them he was really running late
“Why’s you keep the sunbaes stash of marijuana” Daesung asks. Seungri just nods.
“They were high most the time. Talking some sense into them when working was getting hard. And they kept nagging me to try it so I just got rid of it” Young Bae shrugs.
“Aish.. you do know that those goodies are part of their weekly diet right? They make better songs with it” TOP asks.
“yeah I know, it makes them cooler too.” Young bae said. But he still didn’t like the smell of it on them.
“I’m leaving look after Jiyong don’t get him angry” Young Bae reminds them as he left.
..
After three hours of recording in the studio trying to make his part in Tablo’s song perfect, Young Bae drags himself to their dorm. He was dead tired.
But suddenly he panicked when he heard screams and thing falling in their dorm. He knew that Jiyong was angry but why exactly he
didn’t know. He quickly opens the door gets in and locks it.
He couldn’t speak at the scene. The living room was a mess it looks like a hurricane TOP was hugging daesung at one corner while Jiyong was holding a razor and chasing Seungri around. But what shocked him the most was that Jiyong had shaved his hair.
Young bae was instantly worried, he knew that having a drastic haircut is a sign of super stress or depression.
“Ji, Ji!” Young Bae said trapping Jiyong in his body trying to calm him down.
“Ji, please calm down, Its okay we understand you’re stressed but no need to do this” Young bae soothed Jiyong
“I will not calm down!!! This this maknae here shaved my hair!!!!!!” Jiyong screamed trying to get away from Young Bae and run after the maknae who was now hiding behind TOP and daesung.
“You shaved his hair?!!!!” Young Bae asks the maknae in disbelief.
“Well I thought if he was bald they could ask him about randon drug test again right and he would be drug free because it was only this hair that has marijuana right?” Suengri tried to explain..
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A/N haah I have no idea how to end this.