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In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Wear my underwear outside my pants.
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I've done that, it feels kind of weird.
I get my license tomorrow. Wee! Driving!
You want to hear something ironic? Tor was born in Idaho.
I went a man at the bus station who wore the most hideous shirt I've ever seen. It was one of those bad tie-dye shirts and it said: WWJD? I walked up to him and said, "Jesus would kick you in the nutsack for wearing such a hideous shirt." He glared at me and then walked away.