Two things:
Jolt did more than I ranted about last time I posted, its not just taurine. Basically they took Jolt, and mixed in a can of redbull.
http://www.joltenergy.com/ABOUTJOLT/FAQs/tabid/93/Default.aspx Second:
http://www.socialmediatoday.com/smc/51373Amusing article entitled give a Milennial a Trophy and they'll work for you. I vaguely resemble a few of these, and suspect I am not the only one.