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My Dolce and Gabana bag got wet. So I went out and bought the entire new Prada line. I was thinking of buying Louis Vutton, but that is so last season. Ew. Maybe I'll give my leftovers to Maddie. She's poor. She can handle being out of style.
People on Loovejournal seem to think that they're pregnant. But they're boys.
You can't become pregnant if you're a boy, silly, storks only like girls. Everyone knows that. Duh.
And Maddie said I would never teach anyone anything. Ha!
Before I go and buy the new Banana Republic that opened down the street, I decided I wanted to write fanfriction. Because I'm a fabulous arthur. Really. I wrote a book you know.
Ivana Goes to the Tipton.
I'm sure you've heard of it. It's even more popular than that Hairy Pooter book thing.
There once was a girl named London.
She was very very rich.
And smart and intelligent and pretty and talented and loved to shop and the girl named Maddie was very jealous of her.
But Maddie was also very very poor. It was trajick.
So Maddie came to ask London for advice on how to become really really rich and London said "Who cares? I'm rich! Yay me!!!"
And then Maddie went back to be poor and sell candy bars at the candy counter of the big huge hotel that London's daddy owned.
YAY LONDON!
THE END!!!
It's fabulous, isn't it?
People on Loovejournal seem to think that they're pregnant. But they're boys.
You can't become pregnant if you're a boy, silly, storks only like girls. Everyone knows that. Duh.
And Maddie said I would never teach anyone anything. Ha!
Before I go and buy the new Banana Republic that opened down the street, I decided I wanted to write fanfriction. Because I'm a fabulous arthur. Really. I wrote a book you know.
Ivana Goes to the Tipton.
I'm sure you've heard of it. It's even more popular than that Hairy Pooter book thing.
There once was a girl named London.
She was very very rich.
And smart and intelligent and pretty and talented and loved to shop and the girl named Maddie was very jealous of her.
But Maddie was also very very poor. It was trajick.
So Maddie came to ask London for advice on how to become really really rich and London said "Who cares? I'm rich! Yay me!!!"
And then Maddie went back to be poor and sell candy bars at the candy counter of the big huge hotel that London's daddy owned.
YAY LONDON!
THE END!!!
It's fabulous, isn't it?