LONDON HAS ARRIVED

[yayforlondon]

My daddy just bought me the internet.

Comments

[datapwns]

I think you mean he bought you internet service.

No one owns the internet itself.

[cool_vamp]

'cept maybe Bill Gates. He owns everything.

[yayforlondon]

Oh please. He's only so rich because Daddy helped him with his computer chocolate chip a long time ago.

[cool_vamp]

Chocolate..... right. Sorry,you wouldn't be related to a zombie by the name of Blache, would you? You seem creepily alike except, well, you're not dead.

[yayforlondon]

Ew. I don't touch dead things.

[cool_vamp]

I'd take that as a no then.

[yayforlondon]

Oh ew. Didn't you ever wear braces?

[cool_vamp]

Errr....no. Being a vampire and all. My teeth are supposed to look like that.

[yayforlondon]

I can give you the phone number for a fabulous dentist I know. He's studying in Sweden right now, but I'll tell him that it's a horrible emergency.

[cool_vamp]

Err...no, thanks. I'll keep my fangs just as they are.

[yayforlondon]

You'll never get a girl that way.

[cool_vamp]

I don't want 'a girl'. My love life is a shattered shambles at the moment, and it got nothing to do with my fangs. My ex

[yayforlondon]

A werewolf? That's silly. Werewolves only exist in storybooks! I'm not stupid, you know.

[yayforlondon]

Of course someone owns the internet. I do. Can't you read?

[datapwns]

I am fluent in four languages, actually.

And I still believe you own internet service.

[yayforlondon]

Oh me too. I can say "YOU'RE FIRED" and "WAIT UNTIL I TELL DADDY ABOUT THIS" in English, Chinese, Puerto Rican, and Swahili.

Are you doubting my money?