Update
It came to my attention that I never really updated this thing ever, so I thought, why not update it? I don't know how far back to start, so I figure the best thing to do is start at the very beginning, because well, that's logical. Well here it is, the Brief, Random, and Irrelevant History of my Life:
May 16th, 1984: Well, I cried a lot today. Wasn't really upset or anything. Actually, I don't remember. I could have been upset. Actually, I'm not even sure I was crying, I'm just assuming I was. I was also pretty fat.
August 2nd, 1985: I dropped a french fry down my diaper today. Don't ask me how. I guess my motor skills and luck weren't that developed. Due to my limited vocabulary, the only way I could communicate my angst was the unwieldly screaching of "hot!", "hot!" Eventually, I was relieved, sure took them long enough - no serious injury.
September 3rd, 1987: Oh boy! School! Hurry mommy! I don't want to be late!
September 4th, 1987: Oh geez, I have to go back there again today?
September 5th, 1987: Oh geez, I have to go back there again today?
September 6th, 1987: Oh geez, I have to go back there again today? And basically it just goes on like this for a long time.
March 16th, 1998: Got accepted into every single good highschool in the world. I think I'll go to Georgetown Prep though, even if it's all guys. Whatever, girls have cooties anyway!
September 3rd, 2001: Whoa! There's a girl in one of my class now! Eww, cooties!
March 16th, 2002: Got accepted into UVA today - sweet. Got rejected from MIT, Stanford, and UPenn - not sweet.
April 6th, 2003: Today I found 12 half-drank Diet Pepsis in the fridge. Why mom? Why?
April 18th, 2003: I'm officially a brother of Phi Sigma Kappa.
May 6th, 2003: Today I woke up in the hospital, wow! I wonder what happened..?
May 7th, 2003: Oh... Oh my. That's just... terrible. I wish people would stop calling me. There's an article in the paper, go read that instead.
June 7th, 2004: Oh boy! New job! I'm sure it's going to be a blast!
June 8th, 2004: Oh geez, I have to go back there again today?
July 12th, 2004: Got a guitar today, I suck.
July 17th, 2004: Today was a great day, except I lost my 2nd pair of expensive sunglasses at Phi Sig. Then again, I did sleep outside so I guess I deserve as much.
July 25th, 2004: I'm actually a lot better on my guitar now, that wasn't too bad.
July 27th, 2004: Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm quitting my frat. [Rant] First of all, we're so far in debt that there's no way out and the alumni don't even care enough to help us out. 'Most' of the brothers suck beyond all belief. It's not even like it's a frat, nobody acts fratty at all besides me, Jimmy, and Brian. Sure we throw parties and such, but you don't need to be a frat to do that. They should really drop the affiliation and become just a regular house. That would fix pretty much every problem. I'm almost definetly out at this point. I'll probably still pay this semester's dues since they're expecting that money and it would be really mean to screw them over completely. It's not like I wish they would fall apart. Sigh. But it's time for me to move on. I talked to a bunch of people about it. Jimmy is thinking the exact same thing I am and is 85% with me. Andres said he'd probably leave too if both Jimmy and I did, but doesn't intend to join elsewhere (I might be alone on that one? Jimmy said he would at least rush though). Brian would probably be on the same page, but he's living in the house so it's difficult for him to side with anyone besides the house. Oh, the drama. [/Rant]
July 28th, 2004: Today I wrote a totally pointless journal entry.
Anxiously awaiting many things,
~Brad
May 16th, 1984: Well, I cried a lot today. Wasn't really upset or anything. Actually, I don't remember. I could have been upset. Actually, I'm not even sure I was crying, I'm just assuming I was. I was also pretty fat.
August 2nd, 1985: I dropped a french fry down my diaper today. Don't ask me how. I guess my motor skills and luck weren't that developed. Due to my limited vocabulary, the only way I could communicate my angst was the unwieldly screaching of "hot!", "hot!" Eventually, I was relieved, sure took them long enough - no serious injury.
September 3rd, 1987: Oh boy! School! Hurry mommy! I don't want to be late!
September 4th, 1987: Oh geez, I have to go back there again today?
September 5th, 1987: Oh geez, I have to go back there again today?
September 6th, 1987: Oh geez, I have to go back there again today? And basically it just goes on like this for a long time.
March 16th, 1998: Got accepted into every single good highschool in the world. I think I'll go to Georgetown Prep though, even if it's all guys. Whatever, girls have cooties anyway!
September 3rd, 2001: Whoa! There's a girl in one of my class now! Eww, cooties!
March 16th, 2002: Got accepted into UVA today - sweet. Got rejected from MIT, Stanford, and UPenn - not sweet.
April 6th, 2003: Today I found 12 half-drank Diet Pepsis in the fridge. Why mom? Why?
April 18th, 2003: I'm officially a brother of Phi Sigma Kappa.
May 6th, 2003: Today I woke up in the hospital, wow! I wonder what happened..?
May 7th, 2003: Oh... Oh my. That's just... terrible. I wish people would stop calling me. There's an article in the paper, go read that instead.
June 7th, 2004: Oh boy! New job! I'm sure it's going to be a blast!
June 8th, 2004: Oh geez, I have to go back there again today?
July 12th, 2004: Got a guitar today, I suck.
July 17th, 2004: Today was a great day, except I lost my 2nd pair of expensive sunglasses at Phi Sig. Then again, I did sleep outside so I guess I deserve as much.
July 25th, 2004: I'm actually a lot better on my guitar now, that wasn't too bad.
July 27th, 2004: Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm quitting my frat. [Rant] First of all, we're so far in debt that there's no way out and the alumni don't even care enough to help us out. 'Most' of the brothers suck beyond all belief. It's not even like it's a frat, nobody acts fratty at all besides me, Jimmy, and Brian. Sure we throw parties and such, but you don't need to be a frat to do that. They should really drop the affiliation and become just a regular house. That would fix pretty much every problem. I'm almost definetly out at this point. I'll probably still pay this semester's dues since they're expecting that money and it would be really mean to screw them over completely. It's not like I wish they would fall apart. Sigh. But it's time for me to move on. I talked to a bunch of people about it. Jimmy is thinking the exact same thing I am and is 85% with me. Andres said he'd probably leave too if both Jimmy and I did, but doesn't intend to join elsewhere (I might be alone on that one? Jimmy said he would at least rush though). Brian would probably be on the same page, but he's living in the house so it's difficult for him to side with anyone besides the house. Oh, the drama. [/Rant]
July 28th, 2004: Today I wrote a totally pointless journal entry.
Anxiously awaiting many things,
~Brad