[playlist]
Jazz Hands
No matter what you do on the stage,
Keep it light, keep it bright, keep it gay!
As of April! I try to add or subtract songs depending on what's going on. :] You have to kind of - some of these are very abstract reasoning. It makes sense to me!
Geek in the Pink
Hey baby look at me go - from zero to hero -
You better take it from a geek like me.
I can save you from unoriginal dum-dums,
Who wouldn't care if you com-plete him or not.
Have you not seen Ryan's icons? The whole song is very appropriate except for the pronouns.
Making Good
That hatchet-faced hag who's pointing at me with a sneer -
I don't see her.
Those giggling girls with the whispers they want me to hear -
I don't hear them.
The boy with the spitball behind me, if I suddenly turn -
Oh look, he's lost his nerve.
This song, if you've never heard of it, did not actually appear in Wicked (it was replaced by "The Wizard and I") but it does fit Ryan pretty damn well.
Totally Fucked
There’s a moment you know . . . you’re fucked -
Not an inch more room to self-destruct
No more moves - oh yeah, the dead-end zone
Man, you just can’t call your soul your own
Because Ryan can always count on musicals to describe how he's feeling. Always.
Mix Tape
Sometimes when someone
Has a crush on you
They'll make you a mix tape
To give you a clue.
Ryan has a folder on his iPod called "Chad" that has two (or eight) different mixes that Ryan would totally give to Chad if he thought it would do him any good. I actually mixed those (this is what I do in my free time, guys), but I don't remember what was on them. THERE IS ZERO CONTEXT FOR THIS SONG IN RYAN'S MEMORY THOUGH.
Prince Ali
Prince Ali! Handsome is he, Ali Ababwa
That physique! How can I speak
Weak at the knee
Well, get on out in that square
Adjust your vein and prepare
To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Ali!
Ryan is not. Particularly fond of Troy. Troy is the source of all his problem and he's not even that cute (what are you talking about Ryan never had a crush on Troy).
High School Musical
High School Musical,
Who says we have to let it go?
It's the best part we've ever know, step into the future!
We'll hold onto
High School Musical!
Let's celebrate where we come from
with the friends who've been there all along - just like our
High School, High School Musical!
Oh. This is the HSM cast's theme song. :| It's why we're allowed to be meta.
Die Vampire Die!
Oh baby, you must escape and grab it by the nape of its neck - by the trachea.
Fuckin' break it, go on drive a stake in,
Yeah there's no mistaking, now you're shake and bakin'!
Die, vampire!
I said, "Die, vampire"
I said, "Now die vam-pi-re, die!"
In fly the vampires - oh my the vampires - then die the vampires!
Filling you with life, creativity, all that you heart should be, out go the vampires
Die vampire, die vampire, die vampire, die!
This song is pure, concentrated awesome. How can you not love it?
I Want to Make Magic
I want to make magic
I want to be bigger than I am
I want to make people really care
Really give a damn
This one ties into the next one, I'll explain there.
Magic to Do
We've got magic to do - just for you
We've got miracle plays to play
We've got parts to perform - hearts to warm
Kings and things to take by storm
As we go along our way
Okay. The HSM cast is possibly the most meta thing besides Johnny Truant. These kinds of song are why. You see, the HSM cast has magic to do, just for you. And Ryan in particular wants to bring that to the City. By the way, WATCH THE VIDEO. "Magic to Do" sucks without it.
Taylor, the Latte Boy
Danforth, the latte boy,
Bring me java, bring me joy!
Oh Danforth, the latte boy,
I love him, I love him, I love him!
Yes. Chad works at Starbucks solely so I'm allowed to make this joke. THERE IS NO CONTEXT FOR THIS SONG IN RYAN'S MEMORIES EITHER.
Flower
Every time I see your face
I think of things unpure unchaste
I want to fuck you like a dog
I'll take you home and make you like it
Just try and forget HSM is a Disney movie. It'll make it easier on you. I should probably not say that the other choice was Hot White Cum. Oops.
I'll Cover You
I think they meant it
When they said you can't buy love
Now I know you can rent it
A new lease you are, my love,
On life -- be my life
I think at one point I made RENT Ryan's favorite musical. It's because of this song! It's even his journal title/subtitle. :D
Here Comes My Baby
In the midnight moonlight I'll, be walkin' a long and lonely mile.
And every time I do, I keep seein' this picture of you.
Here comes my baby, here she comes now,
And it can come as no surprise to me, with another guy.
Gee, there actually is a context for this song. I also may be a little in love with this cover of it.
Alejandro
You know that I love you boy
Hot like Mexico, rejoice
At this point I gotta choose
Nothing to loose
Do I really have to explain this song? Really?
Everything We Had
Everything we had, everything we had,
everything we had, everything we had
is no longer there, longer there.
You saw for yourself, the way it played out.
For you, I am blinded.
For you, I am blinded, for you.
What's that? You have memory swiss cheese because you're a fucking dumbass Ryan? Well here, this song pretty much describes how you feel.
No matter what you do on the stage,
Keep it light, keep it bright, keep it gay!
As of April! I try to add or subtract songs depending on what's going on. :] You have to kind of - some of these are very abstract reasoning. It makes sense to me!
Geek in the Pink
Hey baby look at me go - from zero to hero -
You better take it from a geek like me.
I can save you from unoriginal dum-dums,
Who wouldn't care if you com-plete him or not.
Have you not seen Ryan's icons? The whole song is very appropriate except for the pronouns.
Making Good
That hatchet-faced hag who's pointing at me with a sneer -
I don't see her.
Those giggling girls with the whispers they want me to hear -
I don't hear them.
The boy with the spitball behind me, if I suddenly turn -
Oh look, he's lost his nerve.
This song, if you've never heard of it, did not actually appear in Wicked (it was replaced by "The Wizard and I") but it does fit Ryan pretty damn well.
Totally Fucked
There’s a moment you know . . . you’re fucked -
Not an inch more room to self-destruct
No more moves - oh yeah, the dead-end zone
Man, you just can’t call your soul your own
Because Ryan can always count on musicals to describe how he's feeling. Always.
Mix Tape
Sometimes when someone
Has a crush on you
They'll make you a mix tape
To give you a clue.
Ryan has a folder on his iPod called "Chad" that has two (or eight) different mixes that Ryan would totally give to Chad if he thought it would do him any good. I actually mixed those (this is what I do in my free time, guys), but I don't remember what was on them. THERE IS ZERO CONTEXT FOR THIS SONG IN RYAN'S MEMORY THOUGH.
Prince Ali
Prince Ali! Handsome is he, Ali Ababwa
That physique! How can I speak
Weak at the knee
Well, get on out in that square
Adjust your vein and prepare
To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Ali!
Ryan is not. Particularly fond of Troy. Troy is the source of all his problem and he's not even that cute (what are you talking about Ryan never had a crush on Troy).
High School Musical
High School Musical,
Who says we have to let it go?
It's the best part we've ever know, step into the future!
We'll hold onto
High School Musical!
Let's celebrate where we come from
with the friends who've been there all along - just like our
High School, High School Musical!
Oh. This is the HSM cast's theme song. :| It's why we're allowed to be meta.
Die Vampire Die!
Oh baby, you must escape and grab it by the nape of its neck - by the trachea.
Fuckin' break it, go on drive a stake in,
Yeah there's no mistaking, now you're shake and bakin'!
Die, vampire!
I said, "Die, vampire"
I said, "Now die vam-pi-re, die!"
In fly the vampires - oh my the vampires - then die the vampires!
Filling you with life, creativity, all that you heart should be, out go the vampires
Die vampire, die vampire, die vampire, die!
This song is pure, concentrated awesome. How can you not love it?
I Want to Make Magic
I want to make magic
I want to be bigger than I am
I want to make people really care
Really give a damn
This one ties into the next one, I'll explain there.
Magic to Do
We've got magic to do - just for you
We've got miracle plays to play
We've got parts to perform - hearts to warm
Kings and things to take by storm
As we go along our way
Okay. The HSM cast is possibly the most meta thing besides Johnny Truant. These kinds of song are why. You see, the HSM cast has magic to do, just for you. And Ryan in particular wants to bring that to the City. By the way, WATCH THE VIDEO. "Magic to Do" sucks without it.
Taylor, the Latte Boy
Danforth, the latte boy,
Bring me java, bring me joy!
Oh Danforth, the latte boy,
I love him, I love him, I love him!
Yes. Chad works at Starbucks solely so I'm allowed to make this joke. THERE IS NO CONTEXT FOR THIS SONG IN RYAN'S MEMORIES EITHER.
Flower
Every time I see your face
I think of things unpure unchaste
I want to fuck you like a dog
I'll take you home and make you like it
Just try and forget HSM is a Disney movie. It'll make it easier on you. I should probably not say that the other choice was Hot White Cum. Oops.
I'll Cover You
I think they meant it
When they said you can't buy love
Now I know you can rent it
A new lease you are, my love,
On life -- be my life
I think at one point I made RENT Ryan's favorite musical. It's because of this song! It's even his journal title/subtitle. :D
Here Comes My Baby
In the midnight moonlight I'll, be walkin' a long and lonely mile.
And every time I do, I keep seein' this picture of you.
Here comes my baby, here she comes now,
And it can come as no surprise to me, with another guy.
Gee, there actually is a context for this song. I also may be a little in love with this cover of it.
Alejandro
You know that I love you boy
Hot like Mexico, rejoice
At this point I gotta choose
Nothing to loose
Do I really have to explain this song? Really?
Everything We Had
Everything we had, everything we had,
everything we had, everything we had
is no longer there, longer there.
You saw for yourself, the way it played out.
For you, I am blinded.
For you, I am blinded, for you.
What's that? You have memory swiss cheese because you're a fucking dumbass Ryan? Well here, this song pretty much describes how you feel.