TOTALLY Not my fault!

[yay_unicorns]

SERIOUSLY, it's SO not my fault. So, Carmen's taking me through the hallowed halls of books (WHY isn't the Multi Fandom Library of Everything on COMPUTER?!) on my way back from that research I needed to do (YEE!), when one of THESE little things comes out of NOWHERE.

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[yuki_n]

Extreme caution is required when visiting the Multi-Fandom Library of Everything.

[yay_unicorns]

I. Know. I was being careful! I made it to the section I needed, and I did all my research. It's that STUPID MOUSE DROID THINGIE. I'm a VAMPIRE, I'm not CLAIRVOYANT, how was I supposed to avoid something coming up under my feet?!?!?!

[yuki_n]

[yay_unicorns]

Don't give me those finger tappies, even Carmen wasn't able to avoid that stupid little zippy thing. IT CAME FROM BEHIND AND BELOW. It is SO not my fault.

[yuki_n]

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"Finger tappies"? I don't know what that is.

[yay_unicorns]

You did a PICTURE with FINGER TAPPIES.

[yuki_n]

I did not.

[yay_unicorns]

Did too, just like you used a funny question marky one there.

[yuki_n]

I don't know what you mean.

[yay_unicorns]

STOP MAKING PICTURES AT ME!!!

[yuki_n]

I am not making pictures.

[yay_unicorns]

YOU JUST DID IT AGAIN, AT THE END OF YOUR SENTENCE! THE PICTURE THINGIE!

[yuki_n]

I see no picture.

[yay_unicorns]

stop making pictures! now you've got one with its hair being ripped out!!!!!