Seriously
Upon telling others of my new bed, I end up with this conversation:
UnseenPunk (11:35:45 PM): I got a new bed
********** (11:37:47 PM): you did!
UnseenPunk (11:37:51 PM): I did!
********** (11:40:08 PM): is it sweet?
********** (11:40:56 PM): is it perfect for fucking me in?
Some of you kids are just filthy. You can't talk to me like that! Your parents would be so bummed. They'd cry.
UnseenPunk (11:35:45 PM): I got a new bed
********** (11:37:47 PM): you did!
UnseenPunk (11:37:51 PM): I did!
********** (11:40:08 PM): is it sweet?
********** (11:40:56 PM): is it perfect for fucking me in?
Some of you kids are just filthy. You can't talk to me like that! Your parents would be so bummed. They'd cry.