Too funny...
FREE KITTENS
Lil Suzy had a box of very small kittens that she
was to give away, so she had them out on the street
corner with a sign "FREE KITTENS" next to them.
Suddenly a big line of big black cars came up with a
policeman on a motorcycle in front. The cars all
stopped and a tall man stepped out from the biggest
car.
"Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the
box?", he asked.
"Kittens", Lil Suzy says. "They're so small, their
eyes are not even open yet."
"What kind of kittens are they?" he asked.
"Democrats," says Lil Suzy.
The tall man smiled, returned to his car and they
drove away.
Sensing a good photo opportunity, Sen. John Kerry
called his campaign manager and told him about the
little girl and the kittens. It was planned that they
would return the next day, have all the media there and
tell everyone about these great kittens.
The next day, Lil Suzy is standing out on the corner
with her box of kittens with the "FREE KITTENS" sign
and the big motorcade of black cars pulled up with all
the vans and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS,and CNN.
Everyone had their cameras ready and then, Sen. Kerry
got out of his limo and walked up to Lil Suzy.
"Now don't be frightened," he said, "I just want you
to tell all these nice news people just what kind of
kittens you're giving away today."
"Yes sir," Suzy said, "they are all REPUBLICAN
kittens."
Taken by surprise, Sen. Kerry said, "But yesterday,
you told me that they were DEMOCRATS."
Lil Suzy says, "Yes, I know. But today, they have
their eyes open
Lil Suzy had a box of very small kittens that she
was to give away, so she had them out on the street
corner with a sign "FREE KITTENS" next to them.
Suddenly a big line of big black cars came up with a
policeman on a motorcycle in front. The cars all
stopped and a tall man stepped out from the biggest
car.
"Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the
box?", he asked.
"Kittens", Lil Suzy says. "They're so small, their
eyes are not even open yet."
"What kind of kittens are they?" he asked.
"Democrats," says Lil Suzy.
The tall man smiled, returned to his car and they
drove away.
Sensing a good photo opportunity, Sen. John Kerry
called his campaign manager and told him about the
little girl and the kittens. It was planned that they
would return the next day, have all the media there and
tell everyone about these great kittens.
The next day, Lil Suzy is standing out on the corner
with her box of kittens with the "FREE KITTENS" sign
and the big motorcade of black cars pulled up with all
the vans and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS,and CNN.
Everyone had their cameras ready and then, Sen. Kerry
got out of his limo and walked up to Lil Suzy.
"Now don't be frightened," he said, "I just want you
to tell all these nice news people just what kind of
kittens you're giving away today."
"Yes sir," Suzy said, "they are all REPUBLICAN
kittens."
Taken by surprise, Sen. Kerry said, "But yesterday,
you told me that they were DEMOCRATS."
Lil Suzy says, "Yes, I know. But today, they have
their eyes open