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[yax_attacks]

Can you people get anymore fucking boring? Honestly, we've been forced back here for three weeks and the most excitement I've seen made me want to vomit. Really, I know that the whole 'hump everybody' was a huge world epidemic but that's ending. Move on. The times are harder and nights colder so if you really want to fuck everyone you see then at

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[young_sev]

You rang, Selena darling?

[yax_attacks]

Not that I wouldn't absolutely love someone like yourself amusing me... but you lack being, oh I don't know... a someone.

[young_sev]

Do I really? Could've sworn I was a person...I'm tangible, and all...

[yax_attacks]

Well illusions do have the power to seem really, really sorry for you loss. Now fuck off.

[young_sev]

My loss? Have I lost something, Selena?

[yax_attacks]

You are about to lose you balls.

[young_sev]

I am? Pity, that.

[yax_attacks]

Yes I know, you can not longer spread your tainted blood. How sad.

[young_sev]

I doubt I'd be spreading my blood anyway. I don't like children.

[yax_attacks]

Wow, that actually very nobel of you, and now I'll only have to be rid of you instead an entire clan of your pathetically deformed offspring.

[young_sev]

Or maybe I will have children. I'll name my first daughter Selena.

[yax_attacks]

Let us hope none of them survive... I mean how could they... just think of the kind of woman that would be with you.

[young_sev]

The non-existent sort of woman? Or maybe the male sort?

[yax_attacks]

Oh yes, because fucking men is certainly going to get you that daughter with my namesake.

[young_sev]

There are certain potions, love.

[yax_attacks]

To give a man a uterus? And shall he give birth through his ass?