I promised this story to some people last night, soooo....here you go:
http://www.snipeme.com/misc.php?loc=shit It's very long, but worth reading. It was taken from a message board and put on this site. Shaxxon darling, be a dear and repost this or something, or let them know about this entry? I want those friends of yours who we were talking with to see it.
I had to google the phrase "shit lasagna" to find it. Consider that you're warning.
edit: here it is in message board form. just scroll down to see it:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1353420