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Jun 18, 2009 15:29

You know what?

I am going to buy a pair of boyjeans.  I am tired of only being able to wear skin-tight jeans;  the only jeans I have that are not skin tight are barely willing to hang on my hips, thanks to my complete and utter lack of either hips or a butt.  The rest of my jeans hang on primarily by dint of being suctioned to my thighs (aka the largest part of my body, not that that's saying much).  I really just want a pair of jeans for lounging around, and the more I think about it the more I think boy jeans would do it.  They are cut looser in the leg, and narrower in the hips, which is exactly what I want.

Don't tell my mom.   I'm pretty sure she'd be kind of horrified.

Also, this comes with the added bonus of getting to screw with people's heads by wearing a sweatshirt and being suddenly rather androgynous.  Now I just have to get some money and go shopping with someone who is not either of my parents.  My brother, possibly.  I'm pretty sure he'd just be amused, and I'm the one who helped him get away with buying a pair of hot topic pants.

random ideas, real life

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