I'll admit it, for many years this was me. Then i got tired of being treated like a doormat, while every asshole in the world was getting laid.
So i turned to the dark side. During my last year of High School, and most of my freshman year of college, i became an insufferable asshole (which i never really abandoned, hehe.), who treated women as objects, and suddenly, i was IRRESISTABLE. i had girls abandon their dates to come back to my room, i had girls who would call me because i had just dumped their roomate/girlfriend after a one-night stand, asking if i wanted to "hang out" sometime. it was INSANE.
Then one day, because i was the wingman on a double date, trying to get my buddy laid, and my wife (who was the other guy's date) and i wound up talking together at the end of the evening. She was just so damn cute and innocent and OPEN that i couldn't bring myself to treat her like crap, so she fell for the "bad boy", and then hung onto the "nice guy" underneath.
We've been together for 16 years now, and have 2 daughters, which i think is God's little joke on me for my "dark years".
So i turned to the dark side. During my last year of High School, and most of my freshman year of college, i became an insufferable asshole (which i never really abandoned, hehe.), who treated women as objects, and suddenly, i was IRRESISTABLE. i had girls abandon their dates to come back to my room, i had girls who would call me because i had just dumped their roomate/girlfriend after a one-night stand, asking if i wanted to "hang out" sometime. it was INSANE.
Then one day, because i was the wingman on a double date, trying to get my buddy laid, and my wife (who was the other guy's date) and i wound up talking together at the end of the evening. She was just so damn cute and innocent and OPEN that i couldn't bring myself to treat her like crap, so she fell for the "bad boy", and then hung onto the "nice guy" underneath.
We've been together for 16 years now, and have 2 daughters, which i think is God's little joke on me for my "dark years".
moral of the story?
Assholes get laid, nice guys fall in love.
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