Jun 24, 2010 21:26
[ Right outside of Violet City, on Route 32, AT NIGHT, Kay is in the grass. Not battling, no. Just... watching her Hoothoot hop after everything and challenge it to a head-tilting staring contest. ]
Okay, Miss World Champion Starer, I think most of your victims have gone to bed, and your glory's been captured on film. You can challenge Misola later, man to man-- uh, Hoothoot to Hoothoot! Though you've got the right level of determination, even the Yatagarasu has to--
[ Then something blue launches itself out of the grass and - by the sound of the very girly shriek and the camera suddenly angling skyward - AT KAY'S FACE. Now complete with-- ]
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!"
EEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
[ Kay either has enough dignity to turn the feed off after a few minutes of yelps and Pokémon noises or does it by accident, but when it's back on, she's not only looking... frazzled, but there is a Wooper. On her head. BEAMING. ]
Well, there goes the bird theme I was going for. Everyone, meet-- what were you again? Flapper? Oh, right, it was Wo--
[ PING goes the Pokégear. ]
Name confirmed: Flapper, female Wooper.
[ Kay looks up at the Wooper, who is still very much :D! She looks at the camera. And then she facepalms. ]
You can't do do-overs, can you?
route 32,
kay is a failget,
nicknames gone wrong,
wooper is not a bird