Feb 03, 2011 15:13
[ at first, you only get to see a fluffy cotton wing, as Sola the Swablu is polishing the screen before she uses it. And it's just a-- whole lot of darkness. What is this? Where's her trainer? There's Morty, which should tell you the location--
And then suddenly, THE ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN EMERGES FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL
Oh no wait, it's just a snow and ice-encrusted and soaked Kay Faraday hauling herself out of one of those infamous pits with the help of a Crobat and the moral support of a Murkrow, while an Absol waits anxiously to check her over. But enough of that, this snowy beast has a goal.
And Morty is wondering just what the hell this challenger was doing outside. ]
You know, you'd make a pretty good ninja! I almost thought I was gonna die!
[ Kay says this way too cheerily. ]
Are you... here to challenge me? Or did you just come in to get out of the cold?
Huh? Oh-- [ and she offers up a calm grin. ] What kind of thief would let a little weather get them down? Oliver here-- [ and she pats the Absol ] just got lost, so I went looking for him, but it was slippery, so we fell down a lot and then it got dark, so we had a campout! Kind of-- we didn't have marshmallows, so we couldn't make s'mores, but it's the thought that counts, right? And Kaito and Johan and Crow and everyone had all this time to take you on, and I don't want to be the last one, so I had to challenge you right now, even if I really wanted to check out that tower first! Are you ready, Morty?? I'm not going to go easy on you!!
[ Morty is now staring at her as though questioning her sanity. Kay is pretty much bouncing in place. ]
Very well. If you've come all this way, then I'll honor your wish. Let's see which of us is stronger!
[ Protip: It's Kay. Her Espeon and her Noctowl pretty much wiped him out, and she accepts the badge with a grin and turns to show the camera. ]
Fog Badge GET! Now, time to check out that rainbow Pokémon!! Something like that has to be the best treasure!
[ ... she is still covered in snow and has been MIA for days thus missing the Team Rocket stuff, someone please haul her back. ]
where are the ghostbusters,
hide yo shinies,
life's an adventure,
did what had to be done,
byrne is the adult here,
haaaaanging in the raaaiiin,
pointing's in her blood,
reckless is my middle name,
and she didn't have to steal it,
badge get,
oh no i'm falling,
i ain't fraid of no ghost,
kay is a failget,
ecruteak city,
bounces back like a rubber band,
mischief managed