Dear People

Jul 30, 2012 01:17

PLEASE DON'T CHEW WITH YOUR MOUTH OPEN.

It's not just annoying, it's rude. And uncouth. And kinda gross.

I don't care if it "makes the food taste better." I call BS. Most of your sense of taste comes from your nose, anyway.

I also don't care if "it's easier." It's not. You're using extra motions/muscles to open and close your mouth.

If you have an excuse, it'll probably be more along the lines of "I wasn't taught any better," "everyone else in my family does it," or "I like to troll others." (Although, if it's the last one, you'd better stay far, far away.)

I just spent the last six weeks sharing a house with someone who couldn't chew anything without leaving their mouth wide open. Even when we were in completely separate rooms (with two closed doors between us, the tv, and three fans turned up at full blast), I could still hear them chewing.

So. Frustrated.

real life, rant

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