i shed ONE tear
ben broke up with me tonight. i saw it coming. we only were dating for, like, two and a half weeks.
bad me: too hyper. knocks on doors instead of just entering house. put too much pressure on ben.
bad ben: a total sexTEASE. playfully slaps, jabs, hits, etc to the point that i have flashbacks from school. didn't like actually inviting me over.
good me: gave good scratchies. always had quarters for the arcade games. brought over dvds, soda, brownies. available.
good ben: drove a mustang. knew how to please my parts better than any man has.
good us: snuggles, kisses, massages. similar music preferences. good-looking.
i still like him, and would give it another chance, but, eh, why let myself get jerked around some more?
bad me: too hyper. knocks on doors instead of just entering house. put too much pressure on ben.
bad ben: a total sexTEASE. playfully slaps, jabs, hits, etc to the point that i have flashbacks from school. didn't like actually inviting me over.
good me: gave good scratchies. always had quarters for the arcade games. brought over dvds, soda, brownies. available.
good ben: drove a mustang. knew how to please my parts better than any man has.
good us: snuggles, kisses, massages. similar music preferences. good-looking.
i still like him, and would give it another chance, but, eh, why let myself get jerked around some more?