Did you know...?
Did you know that most bathroom and kitchen floors are white, or even an off-white/cream color? It's true! I discovered a revolutionary new cleaning process today called "mopping." I'm working on patenting it, so don't you care try to sell it, yo.
So what you do is you take this stuff called "Household cleaner." it's usually in a clear bottle and the liquid is a neon yellow, orange, or sometimes even purple or green! A bald smiling man may or may not be on the front of the bottle. Take a large bucket (you can buy one specially at a bucket store, but I was creative and used one I had around the house! Tell your friends!) and put a bunch of the neon stuff in the bottom. Fill up the rest of the bucket with this clear liquid that comes out of your sink faucet...I think it's called "water." Anyway, once that's all mixed up nice, you take a stick that has a sponge on the end and you dip it in the water mixture and then you rub it on the floor! Give it a try, I'll wait!
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Are you astonished? I know, I was too!
So what you do is you take this stuff called "Household cleaner." it's usually in a clear bottle and the liquid is a neon yellow, orange, or sometimes even purple or green! A bald smiling man may or may not be on the front of the bottle. Take a large bucket (you can buy one specially at a bucket store, but I was creative and used one I had around the house! Tell your friends!) and put a bunch of the neon stuff in the bottom. Fill up the rest of the bucket with this clear liquid that comes out of your sink faucet...I think it's called "water." Anyway, once that's all mixed up nice, you take a stick that has a sponge on the end and you dip it in the water mixture and then you rub it on the floor! Give it a try, I'll wait!
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Are you astonished? I know, I was too!