sausage sizzle anyone
what was i doing pushing 15kgs of box of raw sausages down the main road of fitzroy on my skateboard at 11pm last night. who knows...
what is one to do with 15 kilos of sausages... even if you ate a kilo a day you'd be eating sausages for over a fortnight, which is almost impossible... it's over 200 sausages so if you ate 2 a day, which is probably the most you could eat you'd still be eating sausages for like 3 months... anyway my thoughts are to make a suit from the sausages and throw them at people in the street... and be the crazy sausage lady... haha rad...
i need a bicycle. and a gallon of tomato sauce...
most random night ever...
what is one to do with 15 kilos of sausages... even if you ate a kilo a day you'd be eating sausages for over a fortnight, which is almost impossible... it's over 200 sausages so if you ate 2 a day, which is probably the most you could eat you'd still be eating sausages for like 3 months... anyway my thoughts are to make a suit from the sausages and throw them at people in the street... and be the crazy sausage lady... haha rad...
i need a bicycle. and a gallon of tomato sauce...
most random night ever...