Well, I believe you were WARNED about the babblingness...
Well, my last journal entry was made of fail.
I DON'T CARE!
Hmph, it is time I flex my babbling muscles. Why else do you think I joined LJ? For intelligent conversation? NAH, why would you think that? I joined up merely to tell the world about my ridiculously boring not-quite-geeky-enough-to-be-cool life and use CAPSLOCK far too much. Duh.
Buahaha.
So, a REAL introduction, for the benefit of the (invisible? imaginary? Bob?) people who are actually reading this.
Yes, on we go.
Ahem.
Possibly I may start soon...eventually...
Ahem.
AHEMHEMHEM*coughcoughhack*
This is my theory introduction, which is mine, and nobody elses's, and it belongs to me. So here is my theory introduction. Which is mine. And nobody else's.
Ahem.
What I am going to say next is my theory introduction. Which is mine, and belongs to me, and is nobody else's.
Ahem.
AHEMHEMHEM!
My theory introduction, by Ruth E. Wilkinson.
Ahem.
All brontosaurouses anime freaks are thin at one end, much, MUCH thicker in the middle, then thin again at the other end.
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0.o Oooookaaaayyy, that made no sense whatsoever.
And if you don't like Monty Python's Flying Circus (which I do, clearly), it makes even LESS sense. So ignore it.
No, seriously.
Well, I was going to talk about myself, wasn't I?
Right, here goes.
My name is indeed Ruth, as previously stated (or BobbleBrain [dA], L-Ishida-Dark [ff.net], saosina [YouTube], SaracenHeart [gaiaonline] and much else besides). I live deep in the wilds of Northern England (boring as hell, by the way, hence all my free time being spent online) with my twin sister, my *sarcasm*>>rather lovely <<*sarcasm* older sister (she's on LJ too...actually, it's because of her I'm on), my parents and several homocidal imaginary friend, first of which is Bob (look at the icon. Gaze at Bob's wonderousness ^^)
Currently I am 3 weeks, 3 days, 23 hours and 45 minutes from being fifteen. Yes, I DO have my birth certificate on the desk in front of me. How kind of you to notice. I am supposed to be embroiled in my GCSEs (I have two exams in the next half term) but all I have to say to that is...NOT GONNA HAPPEN! It's wierd. Two years ago I spent all my time reading and working, now I have the worst homework record in all my classes except Art. Admittedly I am in top set for all setted subjects, but still...THE INTERNET SERIOUSLY DAMAGES YOUR WORK ETHIC, KIDS! And your health. By the time I'm thirty I'll be in a neck brace, at this rate. And blind. And suffering repetitive strain injuries. And deaf from the loud japanese noises pumping into my ears 24/7.
Ah well. Live for the moment, that's my motto. As long as the moment involves there being another moment later. So no jumping off high things, even with a rope, thank you so much. *shudder*
My favourite things to do all involve anime, manga and/or yaoi. And I like it that way. Yay ^^ In fact, as I speak, I am listening to Bleach Musical- No Clouds In The Blue Heavens songs, downloading Inuyasha eps, playing two Bleach RPs at once and reading Eyeshield 21.
Will I ever stop talking? Probably not. It's hardwired into my system. However, I feel this intro is
a. getting boring and crappy
and
b. more suited for my bio.
So i shall give a quick summary of what's up now.
No more than 5 points, dead fast.
Three...two...one...GO!
1. My stomach feels like Szayel Aporro crushed it, because I was doing back bounces on the trampoline for three hours yesterday evening.
2. I am writing a Siri/Remu fanfic chapter that, like me, fails at life.
3. I need to do my homework. Like that'll ever happen.
4. I have to make a Nova plushie for Edward. It's the first time I've ever been PAID for making stuff XDDDDDD £2.50 or less, but still...
5. TIMCANPI PLUSHIE HUGGLE!
Yeah, yeah, I could go on being insane all night, but I'm bored now. Ja mata ne ^^