Oooooooh sheisse...hypothetically
So, previously a hypothetical friend (call her R) had love problems. Her hypothetical friend A asked her out. She cared about him a lot, but didn't fancy him...hypothetically. She didn't ask anybody because she already knew what all her friends would say. She just angsted for weeks.
Now, on the hypothetical friend's hypothetical birthday, let's for conveniences' sake call it today, about five minutes ago (you can tell who the hypothetical friend is, can't you? If not, thou art a bit thick.) Friend A msn'd Friend R (hypotheticallllyyyyy) and told her he was in love with her and wanted her to go out with him. Hypothetically, she rejected him. Was this the right course? Hypothetically?
Now, on the hypothetical friend's hypothetical birthday, let's for conveniences' sake call it today, about five minutes ago (you can tell who the hypothetical friend is, can't you? If not, thou art a bit thick.) Friend A msn'd Friend R (hypotheticallllyyyyy) and told her he was in love with her and wanted her to go out with him. Hypothetically, she rejected him. Was this the right course? Hypothetically?