Deep Thoughts, yo

[yarrrgh]

So I was in Bucer's just now, waiting for my Quad Shot Cordidito and I saw a man walk up the counter to order something (I don't know what he ordered, or even what he sounded like as I had my cybernetic music implant attached, and was deaf to the world). My first impression of this man was that he somewhat resembled a goon, a henchman, a participator in evil deeds, an evil type world domination oriented person's overly violent lackey. My second impression of this man was "Woah, he really resembles the men on my father's side of the family." Then I had an epiphany, through my dad's side, I must descend from a long and ignoble line of henchmen, assisting evil as hired muscle, but never clever enough, or motivated enough to create evil on their own...Maybe...Seeing this man caused me to remember my dad's side of the family, their looks, their temperament, their in general musclyness, love for the hooch, and just general love for being assholes...It all comes together now.

So what does that make me? The sissy cousin?